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PAST
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"Nether-Carols" are hypnogogic ditties from beneath and/or behind. The Nether-Carols have appeared live with David Lovering, Texas Faggott, Not Breathing, and many other top-shelf trendsetters. Netherecordings surface pell mell on compilations hither & yon. (One notable release was a tiny yet functional "talking board" sold in cigarette machines as part of the Music for Seances series.) We're proudest of "No-Art Lechers" & "Chalet Snorer." You can't beat 'em with a stick. "Brian Eno In Concord" defibrillates the hearts of space, whereas "Fresno Rock" infests your cochlea with aural smegma. "Live Nowhere" consolidates concert conniptions from over seven years of performances. "It's Not the Way It Never Was" marinates an ad hoc gumbo of treated balloons, half-busted keyboards, micro-cassettes, fetagadgets and carrion crafts to prove that, if you think about it, it really isn't. Complete mp3 files and artwork for each project may be accessed by clicking on the album images. Simply "unzip" the folders, strap your headphones on and feel the Gs!

CAST
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Amos Happ

As the Nether-Carols' demi-urge, Amos hypes the recordings, performances and sundry goings-on.
If blame you must, then blame it on Amos Happ.



Feta Farmer

Our reclusive sonic doorknob cultivator, the freethinking Feta Farmer is the real Son of Zoggs.
The Feta Farmer and Amos Happ threw together most of this crap while facedown in various gutters.




Snortyshorts


Trouble never smelled this gamy.
Snortyshorts joined Amos & "Brian Eno in Concord" before The Bad Pioneer helped him prove that "God Only Blows."





The Bad Pioneer

So bad... it hurts.
The Bad Pioneer inspired "No-Art Lechers" and many of life's other great mistakes.
The Bad Pioneer also churned up the most elegaic vexations of "It's Not the Way it Never Was."




Ern Kavn

4 feet: all maw.
Ern takes point on "Summerhays," & "Chickenhed."
Ern & Amos jointly anaesthetized the song "Chalet Snorer."




Waffoes

Like Ringo, but less hairy.
Waffoes' magnum opus, "Waffoes," was written for "Chalet Snorer."
Other warblings appear on the tracks "Nun,""Les Pons du Waffoes," & "Feta Variations" .
Regrettably, Waffoes kept blowing her nose with a sampler during a few of the zanier moments captured on "Live Nowhere."

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FUTURE
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The Nether-Carols are currently finishing an original film, "Mouths on Lamaze," which is the fruit of a civil partnership with Mouse on Mars and is due to drop around February of 2008.















Enjoy Snortyshorts' & Feta Farmer's mystery cameos on
Amos Happ's Electric Chalet Starring Raki Shangles.

STAY TUNED!

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CONTACT
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Please direct all queries to Amos Happ.

nether-carols@catholic.org

Salud!

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